This is a simple personal website. It’s a place to share my thoughts and observations on life, culture, technology — basically anything that takes my interest.

I was born in Perth, Western Australia, in the early seventies. I moved to Japan in the mid-nineties and moved back to Perth about ten years ago.

Five things about me:

  1. I used to put salt on KFC. Salt! On KFC!
  2. I drive to work too often and my bike is rusting away in the back yard.
  3. If I post about a movie I will include so-called spoilers.
  4. Two years ago I could do multiple pull-ups. There should be a tense that is paster than past.
  5. Scratchy towels FTW!

(This list will change.)

I’m a nerd so of course I’m on Mastodon.
Praise or criticism should be directed towards simon@sidewalken.com.